Pissing on a Kitten

I'm no judge as to what is blog worthy. You know, that guy that cut 3 lanes over, slowed down in front of you to 5 miles an hour to make his final left turn with no signal, that might be blog worthy. But it happens everyday. Those are everyday aggravations. Blog worthy is something out of the ordinary. At least in my case.

So we have some kittens we want to give away, who reside in our bathroom nursery. (I'll FED EX, Next Day if you want one.)

So, as humans do, they have to urinate, which I did, not 20 minutes ago. Yet, I urinated on a 1 month old kitten. How did I do that? It just simply jumped in mid-stream. She wanted to know about all the action going on in the toilet. Curiousity killed the cat but my piss isn't made of laser beams. So, it just got kinda wet... with pee.

It just jumped in, like a flea. From the ground right into the yellow toilet pond... Boing! Splash! And then, I was peeing on a kitten.

Shock, surprise, splattered pants and floor. No one really wants to pee on a kitten. It just happens sometimes.

P.S. - I washed the kitten off and all is forgotten in her little kitten life.

------As a follow-up to this story. We put the the kittens up on Craiglist, received a phone call 30 minutes later interested in one. The following day we received 10 phone calls. All kittens are now safe and sound in fabulous new homes with loving owners.