Here's a list of the things that came out of my ass:
- "My Little Pony" plastic action figure horse with blue hair mane and tiny comb
- 1940 buffalo nickel (grandpa chided me for losing it)
- Fender Telecaster (some of the strings are rusted and need replacing) I know a guy if you want to tune it.
- 3 month old kitten, brown in color
- 15 ounces of Nutrasweet in the shape of 'Che' Guevara
- "Who Farted?" bumper sticker, wax paper backing intact